Grab a brew, turn off the cellphone, lock the doors...it's the final Metal Inquisition of 2009. There may be an underlying theme throughout the show, you'll have to be the judge of that. An abundance of Metal news, some local, we'll "Open The Casket" several times for classic tracks from bands of old, as well as bringing you a stocking stuffed with snow. No Commercials this ep, it just seemed appropriate to bring you a few extra tracks for being especially rotten this year. Here's a list of miscreants that would like to kick Santa in the balls, just to see the look on that old farts face as the metal community turns him into a little girl.

1-Ball Cheeze Psychotics-Holy Jesus Merry Christmas
2-137-In Vain
3-Black Summer Suicide-Dark and Rotten
4-Tirant Sin-Crucified In Blood(Live1987)
5-Soul Release-Permafrost
6-A 12.Gauge Tragedy-Nothing In The Dark
7-Canto-V-A Time Of Anarchy
8-Low Road Revial-Ruined Mans Hymn
9-Korshorkor-(Mystery Track)Live at Lisbon St. House Party1992ish
10-Brain Pollution-Society
11-Arsenic-Lies
12-Into Ruin-Bullcrap 101
13-Old Lady Drivers-I Laugh As I Chew
14-Chaos UK-Selfish Few(Live)
15-Deforestation-Chainsawed Society
16-Slaughter-Tales Of The Macabre
17-King Diamond-No Presents
18-Humongous-10 Below
19-Fudge Tunnel-Shit For Brains
20-Cryptic Slaughter-See Through You
Classic Albumside of the Week-ASPHYX-The Rack
21-The Sickening Dwell
22-Ode To A Nameless Grave
23-Pages In Blood
24-The Rack

As we love to say here on the Noah's Ark show, we do a little bit of everything, so you never know what you might get.  This week it's an in depth discussion with microbiologist and local musician Barry DiGregorio, and then straight to a product that grows hair on your...well, you know.

Noah's Band of the Week - Train Without Tracks, a local classic rock outfit you are sure to see out and about in the weeks and months ahead.  And on top of that, our interview with Barry is incredible...from Panspermia to the Andromeda Strain, it's everything you ever wanted to know about the microbiological risks to probing...but were afraid to ask.

Rage on the Stage Semi-Finals - We skip our usual crazy explorations to feature the competitors this week, Brick Savage, The Whiskey Reverb, Full Caliber, and Seen It All.

It's all that and more this week with surprise guests and a whole chunka whatnot.  Dig in, enjoy!

Banned in all states of mind and coveted by the wicked as Episode 98 of Metal Inquisition, this week we give you metal to stuff up the turkeys ass...after a week respite to digest, we return with a vegeance with the second last installment of 2009...The Heaviest WNY has to offer as well as a few BTG bands from the rest of the world to keep you regular. Metal News and a Classic Albumside Block from Autopsy. Here's a list of folks that were pleased as I was that Metallica was nominated in the "Hard Rock Category" of the Grammies, where they belong, as opposed to the "Metal Category" where they have no buisiness being.

1-Vile Vindiction-Goodbye Morbid World
2-Imbroglio-December
3-Mass Casualty-Doomsday Smash
4-Seize The Soul-Death Existance
5-Some Kind Of Hell-Long Forgotten Now
6-Fledgling Death-Mystery track
7-Skinbound-Absolution
8-Stonehed-Pendulum
9-D.R.I.-Think For Yourself
10-Electric Wizard-Satanic Rites Of Drugula
11-Where She Wept-The Morning Before
12-Penetration-Victory Or Death
13-The Sycos-Wrong(Live at Hell at The Hall 08)
14-Rogues-The Buddy System
15-Parade Of The Lifeless-The Anatomy of a Peoples Bondage
16-Done Deal-Endless Lies
17-Calamity From The Skies-Beauty and the Butcher
18-Devourment-Unleash the Carnivores
19-Dreadnaught-Buried
Classic Albumside Block-Autopsy-Severed Survival
20-Pagan Savior
21-Impending Dread
22-Severed Survival
23-Critical Madness

We've got big breaking news for our friends Kennedy Carpool this week, along with the usual string of voicemails, chaos and insanity.  And amidst the fun our band of the week also brings a good positive approach to music.

Noah's Band of the Week - Seen It All, a rock, post punk, and ska flavored group from the Buffalo area.  A.R. Holland, J - Mac, and Jonny 5 join the show to enlighten us on their musical leanings and goals.

Crazy Bands from Crazy Towns - Allegany, NY, home to a gigantic controversy about the origin of their name, as well as Living My Last Day, Pollution, and Ray and Holly, who join the show, among others.

The WOW Minute is distracted this week, but still confusing, while the stapp is extra Jackson itchy, and the painful awkwardness of an off guard interview sets in toward the end of the show.

Listeners of this classy 2-hr tour-de-force are of a more refined nature; you know who you are. If you enjoy a diverse and learned musical experience that will take you places you never knew you wanted to go, then this is the kind of thing for you, if not, that's fine too...tune in on Tuesday Night at 8pm at www.allwnyradio.com. Oh, and one more thing, there is a phone to call in...the number is (716) 402-4218

We will be accompanied always by the Ambassador, and tonights episode will be starring Chris Finitz as Vicroy Ales McCalistor.

Pete and Brent from Robots are Thieves will also be in the house, hanging out, it will be a good time.

We will be playing both local and national acts, and a mix of every genre,
rock, funk, jazz, hip-hop, DMX, pop, electronic, and indie.

You can reach us during the show on AIM at SkatJones1, or by email at SkatJones1@aim.com

Stay Sippin'
Skat Jones
Cornelious the Human
the Ambassador
and starring Chris Finitz as Vicroy Ales McCalistor

This is known in the deepest darkest circles as episode #97 of Metal Inquisition. As we trek toward our goal of a 100th Episode Celebration, we continue to uphold the high standards required to provide you with WNY's weekly metal dose, ah, that's a bunch of horse shit, I crank Metally Goodness for you to trash hotel rooms to, when you listen, somethings going to get broke.(so just expect it) Speaking of hotel rooms, Metal news this week is chock full of stories that will stimulate whatever is left under your mullet...We "Bridge The Gap" to CA, NJ, and the UK to spice things nicely, as well as a few premiers from bands new to the show. Here's a grocery list of malcontents who agree, Mayhem should have had some blood in the media heist...

1-Amatsu-Dark Ages
2-Liquid Violence-AsI
3-Nation Underground-Reefer Madness
4-The Year Of Arson-Earth Girls Are Easy(LiveatJukebox)
5-Hold It High-Ignorance Is Relief
6-Billy Mays War Machine-Rebirth of Cleansing
7-Towpath-Skrotum With No Testies
8-Knife Down Danger-Three Fifths
9-Venom-Antechrist
10-Phobia-Abuse The Truth
11-  "   -Continue Insane
12-Dead River Poets-Blood Mares
13-Darkling-Retribution
14-Total Disregard-Break It
15-Morbid Sin-Nightstalker
16-Sabbat-Mythistory
17-Beyond Death-Devils Hole(LiveatTudorLounge)
18-A Band Of Orcs-Warcheifs of the Apocalypse
19-He The Hero-Kick It
20-Killing Spree-PTL(Preachers Telling Lies)
21-Section 8 Showdown-30 000 Dead and Rising-NASA(Basement Sessions)
Beerconomic Stimulus Package Sampler Block
22-Beers Metal-I Need A Beer
23-  "     "  -Drinking Is A Sport
24-  "     "  -Beerconomics

It's a very special episode of Noah's Ark this week, as we are joined in studio by Ball Cheez Psychotics, our featured band this week.  Ball Cheez went on after the interview to the Evening Star, where they rocked the house for the Rage on the Stage and won the semi-final round.

Noah's Band of the Week - Ball Cheez Psychotics, a unique hard rock, punk bank from Corfu, NY.  Ball Cheez not only talk of life and liberty, but also bless us with a live a cappella performance.  We also mix in their entire winning performance at the Evening Star for a great sampling of one decidedly great local band.

We always love breaking news and live press conferences on our show.  This week our band of the week I.M.I. declares - mid-interview - that they have changed their name.  Ladies and gentlemen...

Noah's Band of the Week - Whiskey Reverb, a killer psychedelic rock band with a killer new name.  We are joined by several band members to see what we have to look forward to from the project.

Crazy Bands from Crazy Towns - West Seneca, NY, is just plain close enough that we wheel out the classics.  Rick James, Snapcase, Jackdaw, Bitch and Animal, and of course, General Spade.

It's a lot of great music and good times with the crew again this week, from the Weather to the somehow censored History, tune in to win.  No seriously you win.