This weeks Metal Inquisition continues the Metal Mayhem Reenactment(Part 4) in style, with many old-school offerings to both wax nostalgic and tantilize. Metal News, some quite disturbing and still more downright disappointing. The return of Thumb Bangers Ball to all who recieve our Bullitens(Unofficially Sponsered by Relapse Records), don't miss the Richard Hoak Video, it's worth the time. A veer in coarse from the Old-Scool Albumside of the Week, to spend the next three weeks showcasing an amazing show I was lucky enough to Thumbleg. Part 1 of 3 this week, Fledgling Death. Need I say more? Here's the most wanted list of folks who can remember buying Slayer's "Show No Mercy" the year it was released as opposed to 20 years after the fact...

1-Metal Church-The Dark
2-Destruction-Mad Butcher
3-Kublai Khan-Death Breath
4-Mad Posture-Jigsaw
5-Possessed-Death Metal
6-Obituary-Slowly We Rot
7-Laaz Rockit-Leatherface
8-Judas Priest-Hellrider
9-Accept-Midnight Mover
10-RULE-One Good Dose(Live 1995)
11-Entombed-Revel In Flesh
12-Powermad-Test The Steel(Powermad)
13-Death Angel-Kill As One
14-Prime Evil-The Manifestation
Thumbleg Concert Series part 1 of 3-Fledgling Death-LIVE
15-Pen One
16-Gladiator
17-Adrian Brody
18-Shut Your Pie Hole
19-Winston Churchill
20-Devil's Alcohol
21-Rumspringa
22-I Got Riffs Like You Got Lyrics
23-Phlegm

For our fourth artist showcase, it's another WNY gem that we are pleased to have live in DrastiClone Studios.  The tunes are flowing, the Stapp is itchy, and good times are had by all this week.

Noah's Band of the Week - Chameleon's Coat.  Dave, Diana, and Grace join us in studio to discuss their musical journey, and jam out live with some killer renditions of some of their songs, complete with tight guitar work and sweet harmonies.

In the Stapp Infection it's a lineup of characters, some we've missed, some we will miss, some just, well...Amy Winehouse.  What's a babyshamble??  You'll find out.

Yowza Yowza Yowza,

    It's been one week since the return of Cornelius to the Western World that is filled with One-Night-Cheap-Hotels and Half-Eaten-Oyster-Shells (Do I dare eat a peach?) and since his return my perception of space-time and reality have been skewed to the point of absurdity, but in this light absurdity is the only thing that makes sense (all logic is but straw-dogs). Cornelius the Human returned un-scaythed yet different....faster, stronger, and now with X-Ray Vision. With this new and greatly-improved Cornelius we've found that we have the ability to go to places in the deep-recesses of our minds, (where no one is allowed to go, unless of course, bottom-less) to pull out topics of conversations that have never been conversated about before in the history of all Human-kind.

     The show went well....maybe too well...or maybe even not at all...all of us can't seem to remember what had happened and who or what it had in-fact happened to. I am almost 100% sure though that the Professor Charles Louis was in studio keeping us informed of all the information that any able-bodied bi-pedal person would need to know, Dirty-D was there keeping everything as clean as she possibly could, the rich motha Thurston Longfellow III was there to keep us all in our places and show us his moon-rock necklace, and the Viceroy was away stealing art across the ocean in Italy (don't tell anyone).

  The Michelobs were crazy as always, the abstractid-ness of them made John Stamos decide to take this week off, the Music was loud, Farah Fawcet was the secret word (which was spoken an un-heard of 1,000 times in 2 and a half hours), the professor and I had a heated debate with the Professor about weither Nas could burn everyone from the Wu-Tang Clan, he sided with Nas, and I with the WU. Check out the Michelob Discussion Board on our Facebook FanPage; read ours, yours, theirs, and even put your own up there for a chance to hear it said on the air.

Tune in Next Week for a surprise quest that no one will know until the time is right....

Stay Sippin',

Skat Jones

Cornelius the Human

the Ambassador

the Professor Charles Louis

As promised in the last episode, the old-school metal keeps bleeding through into yet another edition of the Metal Mayhem Re-Enactment as I like to dub it. Mullet or Skin, something for everyone to mosh to in the first couple blocks...Metal News, They finally found Morgan(We dedicate this episode to her memory), A Classic Act Calls It Quits and more...A Head2Head Battle between  the exalted Stonehead and a mystery band of my choosing.(Be sure and vote in at thumb@allwnyradio.com ...as if). Here's your hitlist for episode 102...

1-Flotsam and Jetsam-Metal Shock
2-Bathory-For All Those Who Died
3-Raven-Overload
4-Napalm Death-Unchallenged Hate
5-Eternal Torment-Temptation of Mind Shutdown
6-Black Flag-Depression
7-Helmet-Born Annoying
8-Blood Feast-Menacing Thunder
9-Tirant Sin-Decapitated
10-Atrophy-Killing Machine
11-Moment Of Truth-Suffer
12-Hellhammer-Massacra
13-Mystery Band
VS.
14-Stonehed-Worm
15-Bone Deep-Snap(LiveatEveningStar)
16-The Wheezing Stumblers-The Grain(LiveatClubDiablo)
17-Axegrinder-Never Ending Winter
18-Product Of Hostility-Mass Genocide
Artist Spotlight---Dragonwind---new CD"Return of the Dragon"
19-Beyond the Ashen Bridges
20-Consuming The Sun

Yowza Yowza Yowza,

Today is an exciting day all-over the world. People of every denomination and of every class are rejoicing in the streets because of the return of Cornelius the Human back to the United States. After 5 months on a diplomatic mission to better the image of 'humans' all over the world.

On the show this week we talked to and heard music from our very special guests The Fated Grey. I believe they played up to 4 songs live and acoustic in studio for us and we played a few of their recorded tracks that can be found on the MySpace and the Facebook. The Fated Grey boys were great, they help us take down 2 thirty-rocks and a quart
of Bath-tub-Gin.

There were Michelobs, References to 13th Century Italian-Epic-Poetry, John Stamos Interview, Stamos was also making Greek-Margaritas, We judged, we pleaded, we didn't get served, Noah came down for a bit, we called up Detective Carl Langley for another update on his latest case, and we helped the Ambassador get more adjusted to the world outside Mexican death-camps.

Tune in this coming Tuesday for the Return of Cornelius....

Stay Sippin'
Skat Jones
Cornelius the Human
the Ambassador
and starring Chris Miguel Finitz as the Viceroy Ales/Kevin McCallistor

This week on Metal Inquisition we continue our monument to our roots by playing a pluthera of old-school metal, peppered with both old and new local offerings, a most offensive set sure to displease everyone in one form or fashion. More premiers than you can shake a stick at, as well as an Albumside from Abdicate from their latest release "Forged In Ruin". Here's a map to try and follow the path of Metally Goodness to enligtenment;

1-Death-Mutilation
2-Cromags-Sign Of The Times
3-Anthrax-One World
4-Sons Of Azrael-Touched By God
5-Shocklift-The Undertaker
6-Defiance-The Fault
7-Iron Maiden-Sun And Steel
8-Motorhead-Jailbait
9-Grave Descent-Executioner Of Man
10-Baphomet-The Mist
11-Blast-Abortion Saved My Sex Life(Live)
12-Mentors-My Woman From Sodom
13-The Meatmen-Tooling For Anus
14-Dayglo Abortions-My Mother Was A Man
15-Scatterbrain-Im With Stupid
16-Fuck...Im Dead-Shotgun Facelift
17-O.L.D.-Die In Your Beauty Sleep
18-Total Fucking Destruction-Fuckwound
19-Leviathan-Violent Slaughter
20-Psylensol-Purgatory(The Wait)
21-These Words Are Wisdom-Hot Plate
22-Imposer-Extermination Hail
23-Gates Of Babylon-96 Miles To Freedom
24-Chikinfist-PC Load Letter
-ABDICATE Albumside of the Week-"Forged In Ruin"-
25-Godless Vengeance
26-Relinquish The Throne
27-Beckoning Death
28-Argument Of Kings

Here on the Noah's Ark show, we are always amazed by the bevy of talent we come across from Western New York, but it's always even better when that talented artist is jamming in studio.  This week we enjoy our third singer songwriter showcase with Monster Mates!  Nicole jams out and we talk about her musical origins, life, liberty, and the electric alien.

Noah's Band of the Week - Monster Mates!  We sample some great recorded material and talk about how Nicole produced it, and then Noah and Thumb and totally blown away by an amazing in studio performance, sure to make you an instant fan as well.

To all you Skotch Sippers and Well-Wishers,

It appears that the authorities have yet to locate us after Episode 8, although I hear that they are hot on our trail...Episode 8 crossed state borders with our piracy and general rejection of all things thought to be holy and good in a civil society comprised of civil people. Joining us in the studio/bunker was our first return guest C.E.O and Founder (Flounder in French) Chris Alouicious

The Hex of the L.R. Microphone, from way back when, is back on and has apparently followed us to Niagara Falls and DrastiClone Studios.  Luckily this week we are joined by a very cool band, who fill in the gaps very nicely when Noah and Thumb aren't screwing everything up.

Noah's Band of the Week - Full Caliber, a killer good time rock and roll band from Buffalo, NY.  Jake, Josh and Bach join us in studio to discuss all things rock and some things that are borderline inappropriate, all in all a blast.

And that's the whole enchilada this week.  We tackle the Stapp Infection by guessing on the stories from the headlines and enjoy many good tunes from the band, at least the ones that the Electric Alien Hex didn't eat.  Bon appétit!