It's time for March Metal Madness on the Noah's Ark show, or shall we say, the Metal Ark.  Who wouldn't like a nice parrot on their shoulder?  We kick off this month of metal with a killer hardcore band from Syracuse that pushes the envelope and the boundaries with their craft.

Noah's Band of the Week - Imbroglio, an experimental metal project that fearlessly innovates, constantly surprising us with the great turns their tunes take.  DJ and Devon join the show to discuss their move, and their unique art.

The Stapp Infection - DMX is back in jail in Arizona, Sparklehorse and The Dramatics suffer the flush, and we school D'Angelo on how to spend the extra dollar, every now and again.

We rattle off the tweets of the week, check in with angry fan Pumphouse Chuck, and of course, give a call to the customer service line of the company that shut down the site for two weeks.  The bastards...still waiting on that refund.

A Jet lagged Clyborn and Sylvia return from Africa, Santa Cruz welcomes them and their Ebola and whatever else they picked up from the Guano-Cakes...No Coffee?...tune in and find out what washes the Guano aftertaste away...

To all you Skotch Sippers and Well-Wishers,

  We here at the Sippin' Skotch Sippotorium wish to extend our hands in apology to the people of Earth and the people that are still left on the Ark.  It's hard to say what happened on the show this week, or if there even was a show (if you're reading this though, it means we were in fact where we were supposed to be at the time we were supposed to be at said place).

  This Episode of Sippin' Skotch with Skat Jones and Cornelius the Human was an especially un-adulterated, and unprecedented look into the deepest depths of the nether regions of our souls, (OH HOW VILE AND BLACK THEY ARE!). After waking up in a box that had been addressed to myself three days after the show was live, I found a number of yellow post-it notes with grievances Cornelius and I had vested upon the world... to Noah... sorry for throwing most of the bi-pedal animals off of the Ark, to Soul Alignment.... sorry for not mentioning Blunkyfest coming up this weekend...to the Ambassador.... sorry for calling in all of your favors without you realizing what was going on.... and to the people at the FDA.... fuck-off....

  This is an episode that has been banned in almost all of the 13 original colonies, if you can listen to this in whatever state or county, or country you are in...thanks for giving us your time, and we will be sure to be more cognizant next week, or we may be less, but we will be better behaved...I think...well, we'll try....our hardest....

Next week is Coach Poop, turn on, tune in, and drop out next Tuesday at 8pm.

Stay Sippin',

Skat Jones

 Cornelius the Human

 the Ambassador

The Finer Things returns this week with the finest of music and talk.  Tune in every Sunday at 11am for new episodes live on All WNY Radio.

This week we bring you the Metally Goodness commercial free, and fortified with local metal. A sound thrashing of the Engineers produced and extra mic and headset, Homz joins the fun on shotgun. March Metal madness is in the air...we close the show by playing bands intersted in helping us to promote them...here's a list of malcontents that helped us break the "Old-School Virus" that had been infecting the show in weeks past;

1-Three Minutes Of Hate-Birth Of Apocalypse
2-Siege A.D.-Return of the Exodos(The Banished One)
3-Psyopus-Choker Chain
4-From This Day-With Determination
5-Beers Metal-I Need A Beer
6-Mortalum-Ninth Gate
7-Into Ruin-You Know The Sting
8-Probot-Sweet Dreams
9-Black Summer Suicide-Skank
10-Amatsu-Dark Ages
11-Down The Drain-Arsenal
12-Ken-Ton Vigilantes-Get A Life
13-Ball Cheeze Psychotics-One Step Away
14-  "     "        "    -Go Away
15-Drunken Orgy Of Destruction-Watch The Clones Dance
16-   "      "   "      "     -Fields Of Dodge
17-Seize The Soul-Embrace The Darkness
18-Skankersore-Censored
19-The Aborts-Cell Phones Cause Cancer
20-Crimson Nightfall-The Path(LIVE)
21-Bonus Plus-M.I.B.(LIVE)
22-Random Victim-Bulimiathon
23-Imbroglio-Suicide Pact
24-Kennedy Carpool-Razorblade Fingurenails(LIVE)
25-Billy Mays War Machine-Rebirth Of Cleansing
26-Soul Release-Dark Horse of the Apocalypse

This week Clyborn Yates(Mystery Man) and Sylvia(Coffee Lady and fellow chocoholic) continue the world tour, blowing allwnyradio's budget with a trip to the Serengeti Plains, Africa. You wouldn't believe what they charge there for a Wildebeast Burger...The air is thick with more than just bug-spray, guano cakes, Guess The Movie, Canada Quiz, Natelie Merchant's siren song voice...as well as a in depth interview with Jimmy "Fats" Fata from Johnny Soul.

It's always a pleasure to meet a new band on the Ark, and this week we're pleased not only to meet Matt and Matt from TUCO, but also to hear their new album.  It rocks and we have a blast talking about that and of course gilf-ing...and gumming...and cream of wheat.

Noah's Band of the Week - TUCO, a killer hard rock band based in Buffalo, NY.  Formed a few years ago, the guys have one very good album, No One Leaves Easy, with some shows under their belt and much more on the way.

The Stapp Infection - Lil' Wayne somehow works his magic again to pull in the award this week.  Honorable mentions go to T-Bone Wolk, Gang Starr, and more.

We've got tweets of the week, your Warcraft minute (and Warcraft minute recap), and a lot of great conversation with the Matts and great music from Tuco.

This week is a truly disturbing and brutally hilarious episode of Sippin'.  In fact, the Skat man himself has been completely MIA since, so that's all you get for liner notes this week, but the show will definitely more than make up for it.

Diana and friends return this week to talk all things finer: classical music, poetry, the Inferno, along with local events and much more.  Sit back, relax and enjoy.

This week Clyborn and Sylvia continue the world tour broadcasting from the SF Zoo Birdhouse. Local Blues, Guess The Movie and the twisted premier of Fairytale Theatre. Grab your Easy Jesus and a fresh cup o joe...this one's a hoot!!!